I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, October 26, 2003

Short Bus rides again

I've come down with yet another cold, so I have been avoiding the computer. And thanks to Kadi, Mommy's trying to make the computer a cat-free zone, because the little monster always gets up there and knocks over her jewelry, bounces her perfume bottles to the floor and whacks the ashtray overboard. *sigh* I have to wait till Mommy leaves the house till I can blog. Damn it.

Last night, my dream came true. Mommy came home really late, and Kadi was so excited to see her that she ran out the front door. Mommy was really tired and didn't notice the little shit running out into the great unknown, so she locked up the house. A little while later, she was putting food in our dishes (dry food -- fuck you, bitch, for your fast dinners! Can't you take five more seconds to open up a can of yummy wet food?), and she noticed that Kadi wasn't chewing at her ankles, like she usually does.

Mommy wandered around the apartment before pausing at the front door. She opened it a crack, and in came Kadi's head. Oh, for fuck's sake -- why didn't you just leave her out there, Mommy?!?!

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