Party girl

Mommy had a big apartment-warming party on Saturday. Short Bus Kadi was locked in her cage for most of it, but I was free to roam. Frankly, I was most happy hiding under the bed, but Mommy did drag me out at the end of the night to meet the late crowd.

A bunch of people locked themselves in my bedroom and smoked some really cool, sweet-smelling cigarettes. I felt woozy and happy while they were in there, and when Mommy came and got me, I was chillin' out with everyone else who'd been in the bedroom, and then we all got really hungry afterward, although Mommy wouldn't let me eat people food, and she definitely didn't get off her drunk ass long enough to feed me MY food! Bitch!

I got to see Unca Hans, Unca Paul, Unca Bryan, and my old friends Unca Rob and Aunt Dawn, who drove down from Annapolis to see me. Wow -- I haven't seen them since we lived in Pittsburgh almost two years ago! I got lots of lovin' and petting, although Aunt Daddy tried to get me to smoke a cigarette. Asshole!

Mommy did a wonderful job getting rid of all the boxes and crap that she was too lazy to take down to the basement during the past few weeks, and the house looked great. We have lots of open space to run and play, and I was on very good behavior and didn't mess up the house while the guests were here. In fact, I waited till today to drag my shitty ass across the floor, leaving two wonderfully stankin' brown streaks for Mommy to admire. But she didn't admire them -- she yelled at me! Me, her favorite daughter! Whatta BITCH! I have serious artistic talent, and she doesn't even appreciate it. Fucker!

I was disappointed that Aunt Shan wasn't able to make it to the party, but her little girl Alex is still too fragile to be around a house full of humans. But that's OK -- there will be plenty of time for me to make nice with her. I might need some more smokey treats before being nice to her, but I'm willing to give it some consideration. ;) I know Mommy was disappointed not to see Aunt Shan, but otherwise, she had everybody she loves (minus Grandma and Grampy, of course!) in her house at one time, and I know that made her happy.

I hope Mommy cooks me one of those fabulous-looking chicken shish-kabobs that Aunt Daddy made for the party -- they look de-lish! I think they will help me to poop some more so that I can create more kitty artwork on the off-white carpet. :)

I do have to say, though, that Mommy is a dumb bitch because she spent a lot of money on food (most of which she was too lazy to cook for her beloved guests!) and she doesn't have quite enough money for rent. What a fucking moron! Who would have a housewarming when they can't afford the house to have it in? Asshole!!!