I *~heart~* cardboard boxes

Aunt Tiff has this giant cardboard box sitting in the living room from when we moved down here (that's a day I don't like to think about). I love sitting on top of it, but it's empty so sometimes when I jump up on it, the flaps give way (I don't know why, as I am so svelte and graceful) and I fall in. Aunt Tiff always laughs at me when that happens. Dumb bitch. And she keeps calling it the "Dell Box." I don't know why she does that, when it is very obviously called the "Maddie Pedestal Box."

It's time for my late-morning, after-breakfast, pre-Mommy's-lunchbreak nap in the top of the water heater closet. More from moi later!