‘Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you, I’m out!’
I have a friend who worked for a very prestigious law firm in D.C. And one woman handed in her resignation one day, whereupon she worked out the remainder of her sentence — er, tenure — and even worked late on her final day there.
The next day, when her colleagues came in for the morning, they learned that she had crapped in the kitchen sink.
She’s my hero. 😉
Today was one of those days in which I was scouting out locations on my desk whereupon I could possibly leave my own parting words.
Oh, what do I mean was one of those days? This bitch ain’t over yet. Far from it. Thanks for that paltry stimulus check — the liquor store is pleased with how I’m spending it.
Entry title courtesy of the movie “Half-Baked,” and for my girl E. for reminding me of it. … 😉 Calgon, take me away!!!!
May 20th, 2008 at 5:03 PM
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