The scrumptious Constantine Maroulis was booted off of “Idol” tonight.

Look, I stayed loyal when the very talented Jessica Sierra didn’t get enough votes to continue. I even tried to look past it when we lost Anwar Robinson.

But for fuck’s sake, tell me how that girlfriend-beater Scott Savol and that weiner-on-a-stick Anthony Federov outlasted CONSTANTINE?!?!

The boycotting of “Idol” happens in my hacienda every season — last season, I gave up when Jennifer Hudson and Latoya London got the boot and Ghetto Fabulous stayed. And don’t say a word to me about voting — I spend a LOT of money on votes every week.

Dear neighbors: Sorry about the blood-curdling screams I emitted around 9:28 p.m. as the results were read.

On iTunes: Not a Goddamned Thing — I’m Having a Moment of Silence


  1. Anonymous :

    Oh, it’s just so ridiculous now that I am thinking about calling next week to vote for Slingblade just to mess with the show. Let’s see Simon make a star out of HIM!

    And it turns out I’m not the only one. This morning I discovered http://www.votefortheworst.com, which is actually an organized effort to mess with the show.


  2. A.McSholty :

    The damn show is f’ing rigged.

  3. Michael F. :

    You know, be thankful that your favourites didn’t win. Winning on American Idol is the quickest ticket to becoming a “one hit wonder”, quicker than becoming a hair metal band.

    I refuse to believe that American Idol looks for talent…I mean, look at the people who have won so far: clean cut, mtv-esque young men and women…and that’s just your first clue.