Yes, I watch ‘The Hills.’ Shut up

Oh, GAWD, Lauren had to choose between a glamorous internship in Paris or summer on the beach with that bum of a boyfriend of hers. She must’ve read “Devil Wears Prada,” as she opted to miss out on Couture Week to shack up with that fuckhead Jason. Perhaps she should have read “One Really Good Way to Ruin Your Life/Career/Future.” Then again, these millionaires can afford a trip abroad whenever they feel like it. The rest of us would appreciate it. Which is why I am thrilled Teen Vogue wised up and gave the Paris internship to Whitney.

I am so disappointed in you, Lauren!!!

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