102 in the shade

Welcome to the dog-breath days of summer. Today’s forecast is to step inside the pizza oven that our city has become, as we’re expecign a high of a balmy 102 degrees. Let’s just not even talk about humidity, either — I’m exhausted just thinking about stepping outside.

This just in:

Subject: Alert DC Government Closing

The District of Columbia Department of Motor Vehicles Southwest Inspection Station, located at 1001 Half Street SW, will continue to observe code red heat advisory service hours, opening at 5:00 a.m. and closing at 1:00 p.m. Thursday, August 3 due to temperatures expected in the 99° to 102° range with forecasted heat indexes between 110 and 115 degrees.

What was that? Did you say I have to wear pantyhose? Hahahaaaaa. Bite me. 🙂

One Lonely Response to 102 in the shade

  1. Connie :

    I had to walk outside to get something that my Mom was bringing me and I had just fixed my hair right before. You know…hair spray, gel…the works. By the time I got back inside I looked like I had a fro.
    Humidity is awful here!! It wasn’t 102 today but it was damn close.