Why yes I DO have a case of the Mondays. A scorching one

Dipshit (that’d be me) decided to put all her bags o’ crap for work in her trunk this morning. Said dipshit went into said vehicle and hit the button to pop the trunk, but the thing didn’t open, so she used her key to get in.

Said dipshit was flying up the interstate this morning when the hood of her car flew up. Apparently, dipshit had hit a lever all right — but the one that opened the hood, not the trunk.

This dipshit would like to just say that this scorching case of the Mondays may be contagious, and it might just burn on Tuesday as well. …

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