Via every MommyBlogger’s nightmare

But we still love her over here. 😉 Our beloved Sherri gives us Reader Poll Monday:

1. What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Eyes, lips, butt, thighs. Serious thigh fetish.

2. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?

3. Do you still keep in touch with any of your childhood best friends?
Hell no

4. What is your favorite trick for stress relief?
Lying on my back on the floor and zoning for 10 minutes, if I can. Digging my nails into my palms if I can’t — it redirects the mental waste into physical strength.

5. Do you have any addictions?
Fast food. I seriously tried giving it up a million times, but I neeeedddd it.

6. What city besides the one in which you reside would rather live in?
I’m trying to figure that one out right now, actually. I have an offer to move to Cincinnati, but dream locale? I don’t think so. I’d dig Manhattan if I didn’t need to double my salary to maintain the same mediocre standard of living.

7. What bodily noises that people make in public really irk you?
Um, all of them?

8. Describe the worst haircut you’ve ever had.
1984. Hot perm solution. Six bottles. Heat lamp. There was smoke, people. I lost half my hair density in one sitting and never recovered it. I was 10. I have never regretted a decision more in my life.

9. What were you doing yesterday at this time?
(*grin*) Flirting with someone I didn’t know and will never see again.

10. What’s the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you today?
Honey, I make an ass outta myself at every available opportunity. So by my standards, I’ve done nothing overly offensive. I think I was caught talking to myself, and I did start laughing in the restroom over something in my head, but I don’t apologize for that shit. Happy Dawn has come out to play, so hell with anyone who doesn’t love her madly!

2 Responses to Via every MommyBlogger’s nightmare

  1. Sabre :

    Ha! I’ve done that too… sitting there in the potty and all of a sudden I just start giggling. People look at you funny when you do that, which causes me to giggle even more 😉

  2. michael :

    Cincy is a fun place; as long as you stay out of the ghetto.