The cat shat on my lap(top)

The cat shat on my lap(top), originally uploaded by dcwriterdawn.

Yeah, I think Dell is a piece of shit, too.

Actually it’s just kitty vomit. The rhyme simply didn’t work as “the cat horked the fucking plant she’s been secretly chowing down on all over my nice eggshell-colored duvet that she previously DID shat upon merely a month ago and I’m goddamned sick of washing this thing because she cannot control her bodily functions.”

At least the electricity had come back on moments earlier so I could wash the fucking thing!

One Lonely Response to The cat shat on my lap(top)

  1. Pisco Sours :

    Oh, I’m definitely going to lose my 2 pounds this week. Thanks, Dawn!