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I’m not insinuating that Sabre knows how to goof off online really well, but she DOES post some treasures. 😉

Odd Questions. BE TRUTHFUL.

1) Do you talk in your sleep?
Oh yeah. I was told that I sing, too. *hides face*

2) Ocean or pool?
Ocean, lake, river, pool, reservoir, whatever — you can always find me near water in my free time. Not IN it, just NEAR it.

3) What’s your favorite song at the moment?
I’m going with whatever pops up on iTunes, which honestly, truly happens to be Bon Jovi f/LeAnn Rimes, “Till We Ain’t Strangers Anymore.”

4) Current Crush?
*cough* *swallows tongue* Can I mention another favorite song? A tie between Chris Cornell’s “Billie Jean” and Tori Amos’ “Digital Ghost”? 😀

5) What’s your favorite color(s)?
Black, cobalt blue, purple, red

6) Window seat or aisle seats?
It’s always been window, but after some miserable West Coast flights smashed against the wall with no oxygen as we parked on the tarmac, I’m thinkin’ aisle from now on.

7) Ever met anyone famous?
Scott Baio (in his heyday), Kip Winger (slightly past his heyday), Franco Harris, Lynn Swann, Justin Strzelczyk, Bill Cowher, Mario Lemieux, Jaromir Jagr (hmm, lots of Pittsburgh sports legends), almost met Lisa Lampanelli — was standing 10 feet from her and could have gotten in line to see her, but I was dying of dysentery or something and couldn’t do it.

8) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
I’m getting there.

9) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
I complain if a restaurant doesn’t serve a spoon with my ‘sketti.

10) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
How old is this survey? “Me want Maury!”

11) Basketball or Football?

12) How long do your showers last?
Judging by my utilities, they aren’t short.

13) Do you know how to drive a stick?
Although I always have my hand on the gearshift, no, only automatic.

14) Cake or ice cream?

15) Are you self-conscious?
Yes, but not prohibitively so. I’d rather call it self-aware

16) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Bleeding-heart, tree-hugger liberal hippie gave some money to bums when she was in college. Then she saw one dressed up and doing just fine a day or two later. I’ve given something to people here and there — mostly to the ones who threaten harm to my car if I don’t.

17) Have you been in love?
Not really.

18) Where do you wish you were?
In my happy place, although I’m getting there. It just takes awhile to unwind after these marathon days.

19) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Once after an accident I was in; another just because my mom was fucking a medic and it was fun to ride in it. 🙂

20) Can you tango?
Tried. FAILED.

21) Last gift you received?
My colleague keeps leaving me cat food from her finicky cats. But a gift for me? Unless I bought it myself, I really can’t remember.

22) Last sport you played?

23) Things you spend a lot of money on?
Dumb shit, like Wal-Mart and Target runs. Nothing special, nothing collectible, nothing with any value if I needed to sell it.

25) Last wedding attended?
Tom & Tiff’s, one year ago in June.

26) Favorite FAST food restaurant?
“Fast” is overstating the issue here in D.C. with, ah, communication barriers. Just sat in Mickey D’s drive-thru for 25 minutes … and I was first in line. But my favorite? I do loves me some Checkers.

27) Most hated food(s)?
Onions. Raw, half-cooked, fried — I don’t care. I will eat onion rings only if someone strips out the onion.

28) Can you sing?
“Can” is pushing the issue. My poor colleague always seems to walk on me when I’ve got the headphones on and hear something I’m particularly happy to obliviously sing to.

29) Last person you called?
I know, Will, I owe you about 40 calls! I last called my friend Shan.

30) What’s your least fav. chores?
Litter-getter. I fucking hate my cats’ stanky booties.

31. Favorite Drink?
Sweet tea. With a lime wedge.

32) Are your parents married or divorced?
Never married. Dad a deadbeat.

33) Do you eat meat?
I’m with Sabre on this one — “I can has cheezburger?”

34) Do you believe in Heaven?
Starting to.

35) Have you ever come close to dying?
Probably more times than I’m consciously aware of.

36) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
Lately it’s a silver Figaro chain and three earrings. I have a whole armoire I never even bother opening.

37) Are you eating?
You know what dinner was? Cleaning out the Candy Corner at work. Cherry Tootsie Pop, strawberry Twizzlers, chocolate-covered raisins. Mmmm.

39) Do you wear makeup?
I can has spackle? All the time, my sweets. It’s for your benefit as well as mine.

40) Can you dance?
I was just groovin’ in the kitchen with the cats to Gwen Stefani’ new single.

41) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Does a bear shit in the woods and eat salmon in the river in TV commercials? 😉

42) What do u wear to bed?
Boxers and a T-shirt.

43) Have you ever done anything illegal?
Not under this name. Well, OK, yeah I did. 😉

44) Can you roll your tongue?
You wanna see?

45) A sphincter says what?
If I quoted people, they might realize I was calling them what they are!

46) What kind of sneakers?
Bejeweled flip-flops and wedges. I don’t paint my toenails for my health!

48) What is your Hair color?
Light brown/dark red/blonde hybrid

49) Future child’s name?
I’ve got a girl’s name picked out, although I’d prefer to have a boy.

50) Do you snore?
I don’t sleep.

51) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Gay Paree, baybee! And Italy, too. Met a boy in a bar recently who claimed to be Italy-bound. It was perhaps the only reason I continued the conversation as long as I did!

52) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I have two cats who must be near me at night. Little purballs.

53) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Take a day off of work to go cash the check. And buy an Apple Store. Yes, the whole store!

54) Gold or silver?

55) Hamburger or hot dog?
I can has cheezburger?

56) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

57) City, beach or country?

58) What was the last thing you touched?
Petted a kitteh. And sneezed six times.

59) Where did you last eat?
Other than at work? Famous Dave’s

60) When’s the last time you cried?
On Saturday when my friend’s nearly 4-year-old daughter left me an adorable voice message and I heard it while I was sitting in the Mickey D’s drive-thru for 25 minutes.

61) Do you read blogs?
Do you pee in the shower?

62) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
And the point of that would be … ?

63) Ever been involved with the police?
I have acquainted myself with a few in the area for safety purposes.

64) What’s your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
Whatever’s on sale. Currently it’s some sort of Herbal Essences Hello Hydration stuff and Tone bodywash that’s scented like White Lily and Sugar Cane.

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