Midol: Keeping women from becoming serial killers, one pill at a time

I am having an era in my life reminiscent of Debra Winger’s scene in “Terms of Endearment” in which she has to put back some groceries because she doesn’t have enough money to pay for all of them. The cashier starts to un-ring the Midol from the tab, and Debra snatches it back and makes sure that particular item stays intact.

I’ve never taken the stuff before, but I was at Costco recently and actually put something else back so that I could buy the trough-sized bottle, as I figured it probably couldn’t hurt to have it handy. And lemme tell you, I went from bursting into tears this morning on the I-270 offramp to feeling like I could conquer Osama Bin Laden’s raggedy ass.

Today, I can enjoy being a girl again instead of bemoaning my overanalyzing, hyperemotional and bizarrely irrational tendencies.

And I totally feel an addiction coming on. … 😉

On iTunes: Martina McBride, “This One’s For the Girls”

2 Responses to Midol: Keeping women from becoming serial killers, one pill at a time

  1. IndigoSunMoon :

    Midol has saved my life…as well as many other’s around me!!!
    LOL
    Connie

  2. Dawn :

    LOL — Connie, that’s brilliant! I think you have a career in marketing for that company! 😉