Introducing: ‘Don’t Fuck with Goddess’ Fridays
Since certain people get their maxi pads in a twist and everything goes sticky-side-up on my busiest day of the week, I’m declaring Fridays as a no-more-war zone.
Heed my advice — don’t enter my dancing space on Fridays. When I tell you I will reply to you Monday, I mean it.
After all, their pads are wrong-way-up most of the week anyway. How about giving a girl a chance to recuperate, eh?