Introducing: ‘Don’t Fuck with Goddess’ Fridays

Since certain people get their maxi pads in a twist and everything goes sticky-side-up on my busiest day of the week, I’m declaring Fridays as a no-more-war zone.

Heed my advice — don’t enter my dancing space on Fridays. When I tell you I will reply to you Monday, I mean it.

After all, their pads are wrong-way-up most of the week anyway. How about giving a girl a chance to recuperate, eh?

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