‘I’m due back on the planet earth’

I totally destroyed an article sent my way today

One of my people was having trouble with one of the images in the piece (I had rebuilt all the other charts) so I sent her the original file. 

She said holy shit, it was a whole new article after I got done with it. She said she had no idea what I do without anyone knowing. 

I asked if that was good and she said yes, a thousand percent better.  She said I am very fluent in speaking (language name redacted). 

I wonder what I’ll do then these (redacted) are gone. What has earth been like while I was off tending to them?

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