I’ll shoot your eye out
You know that saying, “colder than a witch’s tit in January”? Apparently her heat had gone off during the coldest night of the year like mine did last evening because I COMPLETELY get that adage. Damn it.
I was hoping nothing would break till after I moved out, so no one from the apartment building would come in and see my billions o’ boxes everywhere. Oh well — even though I e-mailed them, I am certain I’ll probably not get a response anyway!