I hate the world today

Dear Chronic Ass-Pains,

This week is sponsored by junk-punches and bloody nut sacks. I swear, people are on my LAST nerve.

Let me say this. If I offer to help you — AND I DO — and you STILL don’t find it enough? I’m putting down the bat and not going up to it for you anymore. In fact, I may just walk over to you and PAT YOU ON THE HEAD WITH IT.


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