‘I am a visitor here … I am not permanent’

Because why wouldn’t it happen that, on top of losing my keys and not wanting to pay to get a new mailbox lock, someone would hack my Walmart.com account … charge things to my stored Amex … and Wal-Mart customer service would ask me NOT to cancel the card just yet (hah) … and I’d lose all my gift certificates/reward dollars AND be asked to pay a $25 fee to reinstate my account … and now I have to pay for that fucking mailbox because I have a new Amex arriving this weekend?

I don’t know what I did to piss off the karma gods. But I could sure use some good vibes in helping to get off their shit list.

“You seem so out of context in this gaudy apartment complex
A stranger with your door key explaining that I am just visiting
And I am finally seeing
Why I was the one worth leaving
Why I was the one worth leaving
D.C. sleeps alone tonight.”

— Birdy, “The District Sleeps Alone Tonight”

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