Five for Friday (Sunday night edition)

Because I pay for this space and I can do whatever the heck I want.

1. I swear I saw the banshee neighbors in Wal-Mart. Although they acted way too civilized. They only had one kid, if so. I’ve noticed they leave the little bastards on their own (ages 1 and 5) sometimes. Mom worries but I’d rather have two of those idiots than all four.

2. I met a cute boy today. So cute. I mean, so freaking cute I can’t stand it. My type. Totally my type. And the ass on that guy. Mmmm. Damn.

3. I haven’t painted my nails or put on makeup or done a damn thing with my hair in weeks. I mean I shaved and put on clean clothes. And I’m pretty sure I showered at some point this weekend. But yeah. Just when I’ve all but given up on myself, interesting things can happen.

4. I think he’s too young for me. But damn. Mmmm. Funny, sweet, cute and interested in me. I’m going to try not too think too much about it. Outside of alone time, anyway, I’m sure.

5. I need a vacation. I’ve lost more than 90 days of promised vacation time. Wonder how to orchestrate a full week away without actually having to log in every single day for 10-12 hours a day. I’d prefer to go to PA but I think I am going to do a Florida adventure. Because, Mom and cat. Of course, with 30 days to burn before November, wouldn’t it be cool to be able to do it all?

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