Don’t make me choose for you

I’m contemplating having custom-printed stationery made up for when people drive me perfectly batshit.

It will look like a note that you might have sent/received in grade school, with little checkboxes a la the, “Do you like me? Check yes or no” motif.

But mine will be even better. Mine are going to say, “Do you want me to kill you now? Or later? Check one.”

Good for those days when homicide is your ONLY option!

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