Dentist tomorrow afternoon. Thank #deity

When you have an exposed nerve in your mouth, and people spend two weeks DANCING ON IT, you really learn your limits.

Which explains why my most-texted phrase in response to “How are you?” is “I WILL KILL THEM ALL.”

Friday Yucko McFucko bothered me twice and I ignored him twice. Finally he tried again and I was like, “Do you NEED SOMETHING?” He said, “I was just checking in.” I said, “Well you have checked in. Anything else?”

My luck he still hasn’t gotten the hint. But Jesus, when you’ve already used up all your “nice” on everybody else and not yourself, what’s left?

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