C’mon get happy …
Via The Bachelor Guy, May is National Masturbation Month! (I know, I know, isn’t that EVERY month?)
And on May 26, the day after my birthday (why not a day earlier? Oh yeah, it’s a workday! LOL), use your free hand time to participate in the Masturbate-a-Thon. (The little Linux penguin is popping up, so I can’t test the link. Rats.)
Talk about spending some quality time with the one you love best. 😉 Blah blah, “love the one you’re with”!