And you think I drink whiskey because of the toothache
I gave two employees HTML to plop into their newsletters.
It even had conditional content, which I supplied. Along with proper links and tracking codes. Because, I know I can keep this stuff straight.
I had another favor to ask, to put conditional content into the subject line.
One employee did it and finished his project in 10 minutes without incident.
I’m still staring at the walls, praying for death, as I wait for the other one to follow the same instructions.
For the third fifth time.
I’m thinking we try again tomorrow.
If I come back.