A real asshole

Thinking about writing a kids’ book about Stinkerton McPooPoo Biscuits.

About a sourpuss who goes to the beach but can’t get off the pot. There, he chomps on string cheese and digestive biscuits.

He also doomscrolls Twitter and thinks everyone is jealous of his bowel movement regularity.

Maddie will donate her “Doo wah dooh wah Poo Poo Kitty” theme song for the soundtrack. Since Shit Bizkit is still reading her Twitter account that hasn’t been updated since 2009.

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