Happily whored from Shiz.

Although, why are there only six categories of seven questions each? Bizarre.

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Become a novelist
2. Start a successful company
3. Live in the same city as my best friend again
4. Finally wear The Dress (my 30th birthday gift to myself) — my goal had been to wear it to the Kennedy Center with someone who would actually take me there. Wonder if it’s still in style or if it even fits. (*sigh*)
5. Be able to take care of my family (financially)
6. Fall madly in love
7. Kick ass. And not my own

7 things I can do:
1. Keep secrets till the day I die
2. Shop like a fiend
3. Color-coordinate/accessorize (when I feel like it)
4. Put on an Oscar-worthy performance for the masses no matter how I’m feeling
5. Kill multilegged critters (i.e., bugs)
6. Make jewelry
7. Save the day

7 things I cannot do:
1. Conceal my feelings when confronted
2. Stand by and watch people destroy their lives
3. Avoid fast food/junk food
4. Swim
5. Budget my time or finances (it’s like FEMA is in charge of my life)
6. Once I lose my trust in/faith in/admiration of someone or something, I can’t get it back
7. Vote for a non-Democratic presidential candidate

7 things that attract me to another person:
1. Brilliance — I like to be in awe of someone’s mind AND spirit
2. Humor, of course
3. When they can perceive what’s *not* being said
4. Green or brown eyes
5. Someone who knows how to dial a telephone and even orchestrate a nice outing (more frequently than the occurrence of Halley’s comet is a plus)
6. Skinny, stick-figure-with-no-soul types need not apply — nobody breakable, thanks 😉
7. A good smirk at the right moment gets me every time

*bonus answer* — A dog and a white cane, as those might attract men to ME. LOL

7 celebrity crushes:
1. Jon Bon Jovi
2. Jessica Alba
3. LL Cool J
4. Mathew St. Patrick
5. Zach Braff
6. Melissa Etheridge
7. Kip Winger (shut up)

7 Things I say the most:
1. “I always get more on me than in me”
2. “Who ate YOUR breakfast?”
3. “I could ride that up the Beltway”
4. “The GAS PEDAL is on the RIGHT, asshole!”
5. “How the hell did SHE get a man?!?!”
6. “And you wonder why you’re still single” (to myself and others, truth be told)
7. “OMIGOD! Me TOO!” (a la “Romy and Michelle”)

3 Responses to Sevensies

  1. Ted :

    Beautiful *smirk* new *smirk* look *smirk*. Standard *smirk* option? *smirk* Or *smirk* did *smirk* you *smirk* figure *smirk* out *smirk* ye *smirk* olde *smirk* magicke *smirk* key?

    Hell, *one* of them should’ve been in the right place. 😉

  2. Pratt :

    Love the redesign…I like ! I like!

  3. Amy :

    Like the new look darlin’.

    And for crying out loud do I need to come to your house and physically removed Michael Brown and his minions of incompetency? Sheesh! 😉