$130 later …
Dear Montgomery County Safe Speed,
Fuck you. Did you hear me? Fuck you. I don’t think you got that, so let me say it more clearly: FUCK YOU!!!!
Screw you and your cameras. I’m spreading my knees and you fuckers can eat me. And I’m not even going to wash mah coochie for a week before you do it.
Love,
Goddess
ARGH.
I had to go to Baltimore three times in October. I got a speeding ticket on two of those three days.
But GENIUS here, well, didn’t realize that she received two separate tickets. Why? Because I was clocked in the SAME PLACE at the SAME SPEED. The third day, I took a different route, so that’s why I didn’t get three tickets.
But it gets better. I didn’t have the money to pay for the (what I thought was one) ticket, so I got slapped with a late fee. Guess what? I GOT SLAPPED WITH TWO LATE FEES.
I seriously hate the state of Maryland with the fire of a thousand suns right now.
Happy fucking Christmas to you, too, bastards.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:59 PM
OMFG… I am laughing my ass off right now. You have NO idea how much I needed that.
I totally
December 14th, 2007 at 1:00 PM
I HATES TAGS!
I totally *heart* you!
Damn you html!