‘See You in Hell’

Creationists, The Pope
Circle I Limbo

Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussein
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, Rednecks
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Bill Gates, Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

People who dump their shit on you but don’t really care how you’re doing, DMV Employees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

People who put their kids on the phone to talk to you, People who say, “I wish I could help” but then never do anything to help
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

Republicans, People who won’t go the fuck away
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

General asshats
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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