Now I’ve heard everything

Rejected title: The Wizard of Awes

Okay, so I volunteered to assist at the opening party of my organization’s annual conference. I did this not knowing what the theme would be.

The theme, you ask? “The Wizard of Oz.” Hand-picked by Pride Fag, our fearless leader.


He’ll probably dress as Dorothy.

Someone in the room asked, “Can I bring my dog to play Toto?” I stifled the urge to say, “No, that’ll be Pride Fag’s boyfriend.” *snerk*

This was announced in a meeting today. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. I don’t know if anybody else in the room had a concept of what a big gay icon it is (the movie, not our leader). I suggest we just make the ballroom a big gay disco and sell drugs instead of drinks.

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