Ho(e) Ho(e) Ho(e) — The Hoe’s About to Go. …

Well, loyal readers, I’ll be going on hiatus for a lil while. Not sure when I’ll be back, but I can guarantee that I’ll be bringing you more mind-numbing fun before the New Year begins! 🙂 Don’t forget — be at Bennigan’s in Alexandria on New Year’s Eve, and bring the mistletoe. 😉

Till then, I leave you with a little festive note. …

“It’s nice to be a Jew on Christmas

You don’t have to deal with the season at all

You don’t have to.be on your best behavior

Or give to charity

You don’t have to go to Grandma’s house

With your alcoholic family

And I don’t have to sit on some fake Santa’s lap

And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!

You’re a Jew

A stylin’ Jew

It’s a good time

To be Hebrew

On Christmas.”

— Primus and Kyle from “South Park” — “The Lonely Jew on Christmas” —

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