Next Door Neighbor is everywhere!!! Joined a gym today (okay, how many of you just fell over? rofl), and wouldn’t you FUCKING know it, he was there on the f’in treadmill. Oh joy. I’d thought I’d seen his car in the lot, but really, I’m sure there are a ton of white Ford Taurus station wagons in Virginia, right? (okay, his is the only one I’ve seen on the Eastern seaboard, but still. …) I almost ran away from my personal guided tour when I noticed him. Egads. This was at 5 p.m. … I guess I’ll have to work out at 10:15 p.m., when he’s just about ready to be knockin’ on our door!!!

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