I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Friday, March 02, 2007

Shit streak

I know, I normally brag about all the shit streaks I leave on the carpet, but this week? I'm on a shit streak -- literally!

Three nights ago, I crapped in Mommy's shoes. Two nights ago, I crapped all over her important paperwork. And last night, I took a big, wet, sloppy, watery shit in the pants she wore to work yesterday. I'm on a roll!!!

Wonder where I can shit tonight?!?!


At 8:29 PM, Anonymous Milo said...

I did it in the bathroom sink in front of my Mum and Dad after the changed the brand of litter. Just stood their, looked them in the eye, and cranked one off.

At 12:42 AM, Anonymous Rod said...

This blog is so funny!!!! You still can't help but love 'em.



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