I know, I normally brag about all the shit streaks I leave on the carpet, but this week? I'm on a shit streak -- literally!
Three nights ago, I crapped in Mommy's shoes. Two nights ago, I crapped all over her important paperwork. And last night, I took a big, wet, sloppy, watery shit in the pants she wore to work yesterday. I'm on a roll!!!
Wonder where I can shit tonight?!?!