Shit streak
I know, I normally brag about all the shit streaks I leave on the carpet, but this week? I'm on a shit streak -- literally!
Three nights ago, I crapped in Mommy's shoes. Two nights ago, I crapped all over her important paperwork. And last night, I took a big, wet, sloppy, watery shit in the pants she wore to work yesterday. I'm on a roll!!!
Wonder where I can shit tonight?!?!
posted by Miss Maddie @ 8:23 AM
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I did it in the bathroom sink in front of my Mum and Dad after the changed the brand of litter. Just stood their, looked them in the eye, and cranked one off.
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