I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!
My Auntie Tiff got married today! Yay! She married a Tomcat. His name really is Tom, but I call him Tomcat. They have two children, Guinness and Jack, who are my furcousins. Auntie Tiff used to live with us, so we go WAY back, as in we both had Mommy as a roommate and I don't think either one of us would wish that on ANYONE! Ha!