I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Monday, August 15, 2005

Plus-sized puss

Mommy changed the litterbox yesterday -- fumigated it and vacuumed around it and filled it with new liners and new litter.

Whereupon I pissed on the rug right next to it.

It's not my fault -- I'm a plus-sized puss. I got most of me over the litter but left my ass hanging out over the side. And her rug is blue, yellow and green anyway -- at least my contribution to it blended in!

I enjoy being a puss. ...

5 Comments:

At 12:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was looking for something else entirely when I came upon this. This is so damn funny, especially since my sister's cat shit all over her bathroom curtain last night.

 
At 12:56 PM, Blogger Barb said...

Dear Miss Maddie,

I'd like to point you to this interesting article that I found: "House Soiling."

Signed,
Barb

 
At 12:47 PM, Blogger Tiff said...

You're right, of course. It's not your fault, Maddie. Maybe you just need a 'KingSize' Litterbox. ;)

 
At 2:46 PM, Blogger JEN said...

Well Maddie, at least you pee next to the litterbox. My cat Maddie pees everywhere, even on the bed while I'm in it.

 
At 7:03 AM, Anonymous Ollie said...

Our "kingsize" Nixon tended to hang her furry ass over the side of the litter box, too. Now we have a HUGE litter box that is like a small sandbox (it was actually a doggie litter box, but we don't tell her that.) No more ass hanging problems. They are hard to find, though.

 

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