It's a dream come true!
A cat with hands
Instead of my signature saying being "Asshole!" I could simply flip people off as I sit in the window and watch them waddle past while I am held prisoner in our apartment. Somehow, giving them "the paw" just isn't altogether that satisfying. :(
posted by Miss Maddie @ 7:24 AM
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That other cat is creepy with hands. But I am sure you'd look way cool with them, seeing as how you'd use your power for evil. Just think of what you could do with your crap if you had hands... visualize monkeys throwing feces.
The technique I am most fond of, is baring my pointy little teeth at pedestrians below. It sends a very clear, concise, F off message. This old lady looked up at me in the window today and said "Oooh you're a mean little thing, aren't you?!" Damn right I'm mean! My parents locked me inside and went out on the town drinking mimosas all day.
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