I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Supercali(co)fragilistic

My Calico ass rocks. In fact, it rocked last night when I ripped a big cat fart and left some ass juice on Mommy's cobalt-blue sheets. She was just stripping the bed to wash said sheets, and there's a big, dried-up Hershey's kiss full of Maddie lovin'. *mwah!*

5 Comments:

At 12:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eeeewwww! a hershey's kiss from the hershey highway.

 
At 6:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maddie, you're soooooooo lucky you don't live in my house. Be grateful you are blessed with such an understanding Mommy.

 
At 12:09 AM, Anonymous KittyWoman said...

If you shit on my floor id kick your ass to japan!!!!

 
At 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ewww...
me cat left a little piece under the blanket... who knows how long it had been there... cuz i don't make beds.

the more i think of it... YUCK!!!

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger angelpiejoe said...

Dear Maddie--

I think the comment from Kittywoman about kicking your ass to Japan was mean! Also, I hear your mommy got you a tomcat! I bet I have a bigger, furrier tail than he does!

Anyways, keep up the shitty work! kisses--AngelPieJoe

 

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