Oh the humanity

Mommy had a real bright idea to put me on a leash/harness and take me out on the balcony today. Bitch! I parked my ass down and made her drag me out by my dead, cold paws.

I was not happy. Sure, it's all sunshiney and pretty outside today, but I didn't like being tied to her. I strolled around a little bit, just to make her happy, but I wasn't the least bit pleased at being trotted around like a circus animal. Mommy just needs to realize that I really am human -- not some pet, like she seems to treat me as.

In good news, Mommy talked with Aunt Mikey about putting the Short Bus cat up for adoption on Saturday. She seems kind of sad, but she's really sick after her operation and isn't moving around all that well. She feels like Short Bus needs someone who can love and take care of her, and she feels bad 'cause we can't get along. But Mommy's no dummy -- she knows that it's my house, and if a new kitty can't get along with me, then that kitty needs to go. I, for one, think she's making a wonderful choice!

Right now, Aunt Paul and Aunt Bryan are being scratched up by the little terror. Apparently she's eaten all of their plants and continually blocks the litterbox so that our cousins Itchy and Phillip can't poop. Damn it -- ain't nobody should stop you from poopin'!!! Paul and Bryan can't wait to return Short Bus here, but I can wait forever -- any time she's here is too much time! :)

So much for me having and keeping a lil sister. Maybe Mommy will think long and hard before bringing another furry presence into Maddie's world!