Down the shitter

OMG, I have been laughing my fat furry ass off for the past half hour. Tee hee. Chloe fell in the toilet!!!

*catching breath, about to burst into hysterics again!*

Because the little one is shitting an awful lot, Mommy decided she should scoop the clumps out of our shitterboxes this afternoon. So, no sooner than she lifted the toilet lid, but Little Miss Chloe came bouncing into the bathroom. Chloe (the little suck-up) wanted to jump up on the toilet to greet Mommy, but when she jumped up, she fell straight into the bowl.

HA HA -- DUMBASS!!! Now she's all wet, and I'm turning blue from giggling and enjoying her stupidity. Dipshit -- doesn't she know yet to make sure the lid is down before she jumps up?

I suppose I will have to teach her these things. When I get around to it, of course. I am in no hurry to end what little enjoyment I am getting out of her so far! ;)