Uh oh

Mommy bought a new little kitty cage, ostensibly for the Cat from Hell. This can only mean one thing -- that we are going to be shuttled somewhere for the weekend.

Fucking wonderful -- the Little Hellion had a bad cold, and I caught it. We're both snarfing and wheezing all over the place. And I haven't felt like eating in DAYS! (Surprise, surprise!) And then this morning, Mommy practically forced me to eat. Now I see why -- we're goin' on a road trip. As if I weren't already sick enough, but now I have to put up with her driving me up and down the highways all weekend. Just great. And to have the Baby Monster right next to me is just a joy that words simply cannot convey.

Weep for me.