I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Eat an Animal for PETA Day

I hear everybody and their brother in the blogosphere are preparing for Eat an Animal for PETA Day, slated for March 15. Fuck! I'm going into hiding so nobody wants to cook my pork roast ass. If you want to eat a pussy, call my Mommy!

posted by Miss Maddie @ 12:01 AM

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