I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Thursday, February 20, 2003

Treats on my pillow

In grand hotels, guests find chocolates on their pillows. But in my house, I get treats on my sofa.

During our captivity during the snowstorm, Mommy was giving me some of those awesome treats that Grandma sent me for Valentine's Day. She had me runnin' all over the house for them! But then I was tired from the exercise, so I planted my ass on the floor for awhile. But unbeknownst to me, Mommy placed two treats and my sparkly ladybug toy on my little kitty sofa. I don't know how long those were there before I noticed them, but when I did, wooo baby!!! I gobbled up the treats and grabbed my ladybug and batted it clear into the next room, where Mommy was using my computer. My ladybug ended up right between her ankles in one clear shot. That was my way of thanking her. She thought it was adorable ... and why wouldn't she? ;)

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