I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Sunday, February 02, 2003

New Friend!

I don't have many friends, and that's fine with me. 'Cause I like being the center of attention. However, as I was checking my Webalizer stats today, I found a nice, prissy lil kitty who goes by The Rat has been checkin' me out. And, undoubtedly, I am the supreme bitch of the two of us, so I would like to take my new friend under my tail and do some serious corrupting -- there's lots of Kitty Porn out there for us to enjoy!!!

Update
Thanks to Damelon for alerting me to the broken link! All fixed! :)

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