I Crap In a Box

I'm Maddie, a fabulous foul-mouthed Calico from Washington, D.C. I sleep, whine and poop a lot. Swearing like a sailor and vomiting like a supermodel round out my typical day. Tormenting my sister also warms my heart!

Friday, February 14, 2003

Heart-shaped poop

I'm attempting to crap in a heart shape in appreciation of my Grandma. She sent me several packages of gourmet heart-shaped treats, and she even wrapped them in tissue paper so that I could have presents to unwrap! Grandma rocks!

Mommy and Aunt Tiff both have special plans with special people tonight (of the tomcat variety), so I will be by myself tonight. And damn it, Mommy left my new bounty of treats on top of the fridge! But she did feed me good food today, so I can't be too angry at her. And assuming she has a nice night out, I will get a whole bunch of treats later, 'cause she feeds me very well when she's in a good mood.

Be good, Mommy! And I hope you and Aunt Tiff have very nice nights out. I will take advantage of my night in by downloading kitty porn and wiping my butt along the carpet when I am done with my heart-shaped love poop.


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