To blog, perchance to bore myself to sleep

It was a 15-hour workday (I can has overtiem? Even if I didn’t finish my projects?) so I’m pretty stretched for creative thought at this hour.

I saw this meme over at the lovely Lachlan’s (who just got back from Maui!) and I’m doing it wrong, but I don’t care. Blame the overtaxed brain for not following the rules of posting it for others to answer before I answer it myself.

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

A. bwahahahahaaaaaa

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To work a lot, make a lot of money and retire early. One out of three ain’t bad, I guess.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I have enough talents; that ain’t the problem. It’s apparently the talentless who thrive. I would thus like to be brilliant at achieving not a g.d. thing.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A. A nice, spicy bloody mary always does the trick.

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. sweet potato

6) What was the last book you read?
A. Do audiobooks count? How about “purchased but never read”? Let’s go with the “One Minute Millionaire.”

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. The twins, or Gemini. And according to Cosmopolitan magazine, I’m in for a hot sex day on Feb. 23. The question is, will anyone be joining me? 😉

8) Any tattoos and/or piercings? Explain where.
A. 3 extra holes in my head

9) Worst habit?
A. Stress eating/smoking

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

A. I’d even take you all the way to your destination!

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Football, baybee. Go Stillers!

12) Do you have a negative or optimistic attitude?
A. My glass could always use a topping off.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

A. It’d be a pleasant wait till help arrived.

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

A. Taking a bullet in the head for the latest round of roommate roulette.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

A. I can’t use a top sheet on my bed. I do the comforter/coverlet thing and the fitted sheet thing but no top sheet. It’s way easier to make the bed in the morning and it’s more comfortable, too.

16) Do you have any pets?
A. The little shit monsters Maddie and Kadie

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I’d close the door behind me and we would go out on the town!

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm…careful!)

A. You were exactly what I had pictured … and even better, if that were at all possible.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Fucking HATE clowns

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

A. This would have to be an “Everything” with subcategories answer

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

A. Conscience

22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Green

23) Ever been arrested?
A. nope

24) Bottle or can soda?

A. a bottle of POP!!!

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Get a passport and book a trip to Europe

27) What’s your favorite place to hang at?
A. Work (it’s the glass-half-full answer because it’s where I spend all my time anyway)

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yeppers. Good, kind spirits, though, or at least those with messages to communicate. I’m not into the poltergeist/demon phenomenon.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Shop

30) Do you swear a lot?

A. Take a wild fucking guess!

31) Biggest pet peeve?

A. People who talk during movies/TV shows and make me miss stuff. I ask for precious little out of this life — a little peace is all I desire

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

A. Passionate

33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I’ve believed for this long — not giving up the dream anytime soon. Once I find the one who can be sexy without being sleazy, who can be confident without being full of shit, and the one who can make me feel loved and not dirty/degraded, then I’ll move from “seeker” to “believer.” I am not settling for less than I deserve.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. Usually. I talk to Him — I just don’t know if He’s a typical man who only has selective listening/retention, though.

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Aaaaaannd you see where I didn’t follow the directions!

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