Subtlety is NOT one of the services we offer

So my friend was telling me today about her boyfriend and said, “It’s our first holiday together!”

My response? A quick-and-curt, “And your last.”


I didn’t mean to be a party pooper — I just wanted to find the right way to tell her that he just radiates “asshole” vibes, and I think that pretty much summed it up. 😉

I give them six weeks, tops. And I hope she finds somebody MUCH more worthy of her time and energy.

You know how I say not to ask me for advice if you don’t want it? Fuck, I find a way to volunteer it anyway!

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