Shit mom says

QOTD: “I’m not traveling home with a mouthful of dick.” — Mom

The strokes have pretty much killed all semblance of speech and reason. She was referring to the fact that Kadie has a “mouthful” of duck-flavored food left that she is just going to throw away rather than have it stink up the car. 

I am probably the only one who understands her language now. The good news is, at least she understands when she says things wrong even if she has no idea how to correct herself. 

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