RIP fun
This message is to all the wives and girlfriends who come for me on Faceypages.
The ones who won’t let their men like or comment on my stuff anymore.
The bitches who jump up my ass when I like or comment.
The ones who have their claws so deep in the man they were lucky to get, I can’t even be witty or semi-flirty to give them an ego boost that a Good catch like me takes them seriously.
I wonder if these guys notice that all their old friends are going away. Or if they just make new friends to replace us.