Reader Poll Monday

I’ll take “too much information for $100, Alex”:

1. Do you have phone at home, or do you only use a cell phone?
Just a cell. Had two cells for awhile; got smart and gave the second one to my mom. After having various landline companies rape me financially for years, I got smart and got cable Internet and no longer needed a line in the house. Smartest move ever.

2. Do you like the feeling of wet sand squishing between your toes?
Indeed, I do. I haven’t been to a beach in a couple of years, but yeah, I would be thrilled to be a beach bum right at this very moment. Besides, sand is a great exfoliant (one that’ll strip the finish off your bathtub, as I know from firsthand experience), so the only good place to use it is outdoors.

3. What’s your favorite kind of donut (if you LIE and say you don’t like donuts, you’re no friend of mine!)?
Mmm, donuts. …. :9

I like the chocolate-glazed, cream-filled. (Is it me or does that sound like a title of a bad porno?) And not Boston creme. Ack. I mean the vanilla filling.

4. Did you play any April fool’s pranks on anybody on Saturday?
Nope, but I totally fell for Bill’s spoof page!

5. Did you remember that Daylight Savings Time began on Sunday?
No, and I’m pissed off because I’M BUSY AND I NEED THAT HOUR BACK!!!

6. On a scale of 1 – 10, how would you rate your swimming ability?
Can I use negative numbers?

7. Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
Dust, pet fur, mold, pollen, ragweed, penicillin, wool, angora, morons. Percocet nauseates but I take it if I have to.

8. What are your three favorite shows on TV?
“Grey’s Anatomy,” “ER,” “American Idol”

9. Would you rather be covered in 100 bee stings, or 100 mosquito bites?
Mosquito bites, as they seem to love me and have already gotten a head start on bloodsucking season.

10. Ask me something.
Favorite “Monster Ballads” (i.e., hair metal) artist or song?

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