I’d rather have a raise
“Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it’s time for a promotion.”
— “Nigel” in “The Devil Wears Prada”
Given the “talent” I’ve come across in this field, I’m downright cheap. Which people only seem to realize once they’ve tried to find someone just as willing to stick the broom handle up their butt so they could also sweep the floors on their way out.