Mission Condition: Impossible

Katie Holmes is pregnant?!?! Aren’t we taking this fag hag thing to the extreme a bit?

5 Responses to Mission Condition: Impossible

  1. Amy :

    Can you say turkey baster? I knew you could.

  2. Goddess Dawn :

    Seriously, Scientology really IS magic!!

  3. Amy :

    Of the blackest type of magic too! Can you say Damien Omen Cruise? Heh.

  4. Goddess Dawn :

    Good lord, it’s going to come out with horns and hooves.

  5. Goddess Dawn :

    Nah, on second thought, it probably won’t be “Rosemary’s Baby” and/or have a cloven hoof — it can’t POSSIBLY be Tom’s!