Otherwise known as ‘Brutus the Uterus’

Who, me? 😉

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:

But we figured you wouldn’t understand, and rightly so. We don’t understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain–riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You’ve already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact female opposite:
The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer

Personality-wise, you’re carefree and relatively easy-going. You don’t plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the ‘brutal’ tag we’ve given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you’ll be fine. There’s nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.

AVOID: The Slow Dancer (DGLD)
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand (DBSM), The Hornivore (RBSM), The Playboy (RGSM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid – free online dating.

2 Responses to Otherwise known as ‘Brutus the Uterus’

  1. Sabre :

    OMG that made me snort water onto my keyboard!

  2. mikeiam :

    Yeah.. I just tested as “The Playboy…Random Gentle Sex Master”
    Their test is perhaps a bit screwed up. Because seriously? Me? Before I’ve always tested as The Boy Next Door. Then again… a good one night stand wouldn’t be a bad thing.