Much ado about moi

Due to lack of original content, I am answering survey questions. Via Lasadh. Courtesy of Sarcomical.

1. What childhood vacation do you remember the most fondly?
Virginia Beach, 1979. I was 5. I loved the water, the boardwalk and my little boyfriend named Adam. Awwww. 😉 I drank a Shirley Temple and I thought I was the shit!

Other than that, we didn’t do vacations. So my only one was my best. And that includes watching the asshole on the boardwalk who stuck a huge knife through a crab, and the poor thing waddled around, bleeding all over everything till it finally died.

Speaking of trauma, I’ll never forget my mom’s blue Virginia Beach T-shirt, as I walked into her and my stepfather’s room and saw it on the floor, among other clothing items. Eww. I wanted to stab out my eyes. Gah!

2. How many colors has your hair been?
Born with jet-black hair, and lots of it. Then there was that *incident* that involved being burned really bad and well, I gots what I gots, and it ain’t nothin’ to brag about. It got lighter and lighter after that. I’ve had every variant of brown, auburn and darker blonde shades, thanks mostly to the sun but now that the grays are poking through, Miss Clairol saves my ass now and again and makes the grays into blonde highlights.

3. Would you rather be placed in a tub filled with water snakes or covered with ants?
*twitch* Ants, I guess. Oh god, my va-jay-jay is twitching just at the IDEA of it!

4. Are you camp Jessica or camp Nick? (heh)
Camp Nick, babyee. He put up with her goody-goody virgin ass for HOW long, and it’s rumored that she cheated on him after they were married? Poor guy.

5. Do you have a swimming pool? Can we come over?
I do, as a matter of fact. It’s 50 yards away from my building, too. And I have two guest passes. …

6. Salty or sweet?
Sweet. If only ice cream had the health benefits of broccoli. … :9

7. When did you last get a kiss?
Due to the fact that I actually just had to PAUSE to think about it, I’d say it’s been TOO LONG.

8. Do you play a musical instrument?
Air guitar.

9. What’s your favorite kind of weather?
Balmy, breezy. I love warm weather, hot enough to wear a cute little skirt and enjoy the breeze, but not this humid-hot that D.C. is so famous for.

10. What are you wearing right now?
Olive green T-shirt, denim capris with a green decal on the pocket. Old Navy all the way.

One Lonely Response to Much ado about moi

  1. Kimberley :

    Damn, I knew I knew your website from *somewhere*, I hopped over via quibbling and see that you know Irk and Sherry. Strange circles.